| Education: M.I.T. Dropped out after 2 years to take $80,000 a year entry-level-dot-com job. |
| Occupation: IT manager for company that tries to find jobs for laid off dot-commers. |
| Favorite Movies: The Matrix, Lord of The Rings, Revenge of the Nerds. |
| Hobbies: Computers & Internet gaming. Complaining (to himself) about how much smarter he is than the guy you're dating. |
| Hangouts: His one-room apartment. Drapes closed, computer on. |
| Women He Dates: His last date was a woman from work who got coffee at the same Starbuck's one day. At least he calls it a date. |
| Items On Last Month's Credit Card: VisionTek GeForce Ti4400 Graphics card, DiamondMax D540X Hard Drive, 19 monthly porn site "trial" fees. |
| Favorite Pick-up Line: When it comes to you, PC stands for "Pretty Cute." |
Turn Ons: Computer literate women who aren't obsessed with superficial things like a guy's appearance, money, personality, or athletic ability.
Turn Offs: Women on the internet who won't send you their pictures. Women who don't get "Monty Python", people who keep confusing CD-Rom and CD-RW |
