| Education: U.C. Berkeley. Student sit-ins of '66, '67 & '68. Drop out of '69. |
| Occupation: 8-track tape salesman, TV antenna installer, LaserDisc repair. Retired. Taking computer classes so he can use Match.com |
| Car: Oldsmobile Cutlass with turn signal on. |
| Pad: Condo (Ex-wife took house) |
| Favorite Music: Oldies when he's by himself, Classic Rock when he's trying to impress the chicks. |
| Hangouts: Doctor's office for yearly prostrate and colon screening. Whatever bars he won't run into his kids at. Pure Platinum, the "gentleman's club" off exit 32. |
| Often Mistaken For: Bathroom Attendant |
| Women He Dates: He prefers younger women. Most of them are. |
| Items On Last Month's Credit Card: Just For Men hair coloring, Rogaine, 1-800-Flowers: Delivered to Destiny at Pure Platinum. |
Turn Ons: Riunite on ice; Women my daughter's age.
Turn Offs: Women my Ex-wife's age. |
| Favorite Pick-up Lines: "You look like a girl I met at a Beatles concert" & "You remind me of a young Sophia Loren." "Hey, my daugher goes to that school." |
