| Education: DeVry Technical College (8 credits). Graduate of ITS Truck School. |
| Occupation: Airport Baggage Handler/Pool Cleaner. |
| Car: El Camino with a "Keep Honking, I'm Reloading" bumper sticker. |
| Pad: 1985 DoubleWide. |
| Favorite Music: Lynrd Skynrd and any band that died in a plane crash. |
| Women He Dates: Divorcee's and Mullet Girls. |
| Hangouts: Pool Hall and Parole Office. |
| Items On Last Month's Credit Card: Bail, DUI Ticket, Time Life's Greatest Guitar Licks, Bass Fishing Monthly, tank tops from K-Mart. |
| Favorite Pick-up Line: "Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here! |
