| Education: School of Hard Knocks |
| Occupation: Has a legit job down at the docks. Ok? Get it? It's all clean. What's with all the questions? Whaddya a cop? |
| Car: Anything with a trunk big enough for a 5'10", 180 lb package. |
| Favorite Music: Sinatra. Period. Also big fan of Ray Liotta if he ever puts out an album. |
| Hangouts After Business Hours: Strip Club, Local Deli, Pool Hall, Abandoned Warehouse |
| Hangouts During Business Hours: Strip Club, Local Deli, Pool Hall, Abandoned Warehouse |
| Reason He Scares Women: They're never 100% sure what he means when he says, "I'm going to take you out." |
| Items That Fell Off The Back Of Last Month's Truck : 5 Jogging Suits, 3 VCR's, box of tire irons, and 100 cartons of Marlboro. |