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Education: School of Hard Knocks
Occupation: Has a legit job down at the docks. Ok? Get it? It's all clean. What's with all the questions? Whaddya a cop?
Car: Anything with a trunk big enough for a 5'10", 180 lb package.
Favorite Music: Sinatra. Period. Also big fan of Ray Liotta if he ever puts out an album.
Hangouts After Business Hours: Strip Club, Local Deli, Pool Hall, Abandoned Warehouse
Hangouts During Business Hours: Strip Club, Local Deli, Pool Hall, Abandoned Warehouse
Reason He Scares Women: They're never 100% sure what he means when he says, "I'm going to take you out."
Items That Fell Off The Back Of Last Month's Truck : 5 Jogging Suits, 3 VCR's, box of tire irons, and 100 cartons of Marlboro.
What's your strategy with girls?

Oh yeah, it's easy...first I give them the ol bada-bing. Then I like to introduce 'em to my gazooms. Ya know what I'm talking about? I love those chicks with the big zaloons. But, I'm always looking for one I can make my little rigatori...understand?

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