A Girl's Guide To That Guy!: Sports Jersey Guy

Education: He'll let you know which college within 5 minutes of meeting him...if not look at his license plate frame.

Dream Job: Anna Kournikova's personal stretching trainer

Current Job Perk: High speed internet access for keeping up with his fantasy teams.

What He Wears When NOT Wearing A Jersey: Chest paint and a rainbow-colored afro wig.

Favorite Music: Gary Glitter - "Rock and Roll Part 2", Queen "We Will Rock You", Jock Rock Vols 1-3, U.S. and Canadian National Anthems, and Sporty Spice.

Current CD In Car: College Fight Songs, Vol. 1

Girls He Dates: Daughters of Sports Jersey Dad.

Odds of his marriage proposal involving a JumboTron: 1:1

Holidays Observed: Superbowl Sunday, Any Game 7, NFL Draft Weekend, Thanksgiving and New Year's Day...'cause there's football.

Turn Ons: Girls in a rotisserie league, "an extra ticket", girls who know the Red Wings are from Detroit.
Turn Offs: WNBA, Salary Caps, Scalpers, long hold times when he's calling into sports radio talk shows.

Often Overheard: "Man, I'd nail her harder than Seau coming off a weakside blitz."

What's the worst date you've ever had?

A couple of years ago I was with this chick at Hooters watching game 4 of the Stanley Cup. Red Wings were up with 5 minutes to go, but the ref made 2 horrible calls and Detroit lost the game. There's no way it was hooking. No way. I have it on tape. I watch it once a week...there's just no way it should've been hooking. I was so sick I couldn't even finish my chicken wings or beer. So yeah, I guess that'd be the worst I can remember.